The Seed by Cody Chesnutt

Because this is the catchiest, nastiest song from The Headphone Masterpiece. And because I might need a drunken excuse to sing the lyrics: "Push my seed somewhere deep in her chest, I push it naked cuz I've taken the test."

Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones

Because it would give me a chance to unhook my Jagger strut.

Stereo by Pavement

Give me hysteria! Malaria!